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I’m inclined to call you a Zayn! Here is why: you are vain but also extremely particular and not particularly trendy, you want to drive a scooter which is kind of a Zayn thing to desire, you also like to take care of children, which is true about all of the boys but I think you are tender in the way that reminds me of Zayn “is only putting up with this bullshit so he can buy his mom and sister a house” Malik, but Katy says you are very outgoing in person, and I’m starting to think you are a Louis, Louis seems laid back and is very friendly and kind, but is also extremely particular and potentially anal about things like socks, and is great with kids and takes really good care of his family but also has a complicated relationship with his family, I think you are a Louis, actually, yes.
Katy and I decided that Dena is definitely absolutely a Harry
2:28 am • 12 December 2013 • 11 notes
i do not consider it a compliment when a man has to put down other women who are different than me to explain what’s good about who i am.
(Source: daniellemertina, via titsmcgrits)
6:41 pm • 11 December 2013 • 24,303 notes
also i should tell y’all at the screening last night they did a Q&A before the movie. some highlights were this older white haired guy (who seemed to have a british accent?) asking peter if “a lilac wood was a forest the color of lilacs or a forest full of lilac plants/bushes” and a 5 year old girl who announced “my mom watches all the unicorns….all the unicorn movies”
8:21 pm • 10 December 2013 • 1 note
Gender: the last of the Red-Hot Swamis
Sexuality: a lone unicorn living in a wood, unaware they are the last of their kind
8:17 pm • 10 December 2013 • 8 notes
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”
#every dog is puppy. all dog. no age limit on puppy. all are puppy. puppies.
8:01 pm • 10 December 2013 • 254,207 notes
there’s a good chance i am buying this little cutie amp this week. hope it works out~ thanks blake~!!
7:49 pm • 10 December 2013 • 4 notes
i know you. if i were blind i would know what you are.
7:47 pm • 10 December 2013
What exactly is feminism? The definition seems so convoluted because of all the stigmas and faces attached to it, I would appreciate a straight answer from a straight talker. It almost appears to me to be a viewpoint that articulates the superiority of women over men, rather than the equality of sexes. Help? Thank you.
This is feminism.
(You don’t really want a straight answer. You just want me to take the bait. Go back to troll school, you silly troll.)
4:17 pm • 10 December 2013 • 170 notes